Bored by everything

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

veganspartyharder:

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Pretty much the only decent buzzfeed article Ive seen in forever

panduckvevo:

if u wanna be my lover then tag me in posts saying nice things about me

ahsadler:

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

At least 800% better than the actual books

assrimming:

when boys shirts lift up and you see their stomachimage

cokeflow:

catholicnun:

how do u college

you get off tumblr

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on